(via blacktwittercomedy)

scrollsandgay:

my-name-is-apollo:

systlin:

jezabelwillovertake:

whyyoustabbedme:

iamnotanotter:

thatpettyblackgirl:

enjoying watching homophobes learn about history through video game news

lmaooo  I can’t think of a gayer society than ancient greece

Ancient Greece…followed Christianity…???

Ancient Greece, the civilization that had an island of Lesbians, homoerotic heroes, had deities that engaged in homosexuality, and existed 1000 years before Christianity

The Greeks were about Zeus entire DICK not Christianity

I’m sorry I’ve re blogged this like 3 times but this is the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen in AGES 

Shit someone tell Apollo he’s a Christian

Shit someone tell Apollo he’s straight

(via thecrazyalaskan)

(via blacktwittercomedy)

(Source: horrorsoflife, via stumppng)

theforestofthorns:

waitinghopingliving:

mkinnon:

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

God I love her.

(via tyleroakley)

(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via freshcakess)

ferretrade:

haleyocentrism:

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

(via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

chikier:

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

(via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

frogmp3:

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

(via tyleroakley)

luidilovins:

whitepeopletwitter:

Nice pair of hooters ya got there. *owls preening*

Legit i would go eat there

(via dark-side-of-luna)

tami-taylors-hair:

nuclearsweetheart:

emeline-savage:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

(Source: shenanigans-of-a-young-person, via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

zechery:

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

(via dark-side-of-luna)

sixpenceee:

“For Valentine’s Day this year, I commissioned an artist to paint my girlfriend and her cat as a traditional Disney Princess/companion. She nailed it!”

Posted on r/pics by u/metaldrummerx: reddit.app.link/vday_princess

(Source: sixpenceee, via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

redmachasacorns:

Not a single lie in sight……

(Source: pollytipsy, via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say ‘You look like the guy from ratatouille’. Every damn minute.

tatergator27:

catchymemes:

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

(Source: reddit.com, via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)